Pan is the most marvellous and romantic of fellows. With his goat like legs and hoof like feet, he is a dashing chap to meet. In woodland glades he skips and dances, playing top ten hits he romances passing ladies of the town. He gyrates his hips while flashing a smile, this goes on for a little while. But he soon gets bored with the local chicks. So off he trots on his merry way over the hill and far away.